Oh yeah

I should add that I *am* actually a nice person. Other people (tanty-thrower excluded as of today) say so. I like babies and children, and generally anyone as long as they are not entirely rude and blatantly disrespectful to me or my loved ones. Even then, I make exceptions.

I also do nice things like help people who are lost and make baked goods for people at work. And I always say please and thank you.

So really, I am nice. As much as it would please me to use my intellect for more Machiavellian means (rather a lot, truth be told), it's just too mean for me to follow through on.